Police Question Fleetwood Mac

Just a few questions. Could you please describe the suspect?

Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night and wouldn’t you love to love her?

Ok…so the name of the suspect is Rhiannon? That’s a new one. Could you please describe how the suspect looks exactly?

Takes to the sky like a bird in flight and who will be her lover?

Okay, that’s barely an answer. Did you or did you not actually witness the suspect?

All your life you’ve never seen a woman taken by the wind.

You know what, thank you for your time. I’m leaving.

Would you stay if she promised you heaven? Will you ever win?

There are no winners in whatever game you’re playing. This is a complete waste of police resources.

She is like a cat in the dark and then she is the darkness.

Wait, what? Does she have dark skin? Are you actually describing how she looks? Because that would really help with the investigation.

She rules her life like a fine skylark and when the sky is starless.

Nope, now I’m lost again. What are you —

All your life you’ve never seen a woman taken by the wind.

When I was in the academy they said I’d be handling bigger cases than this. Maybe I should just go back to working for my dad’s factory.

Would you stay if she promised you heaven?

Literally nothing you say could make me stay right now.

Will you ever win? Will you ever win?

Stop taunting me! That’s it! I quit the force! Are you happy now missus…missus whatever your name is?!

Rhiannon.

You’ve gotta be kidding me. You’re Rhiannon?!

Rhiannon.

Why did you call the police?!?!?!?!

Rhiannon.

Go ahead and say “Rhiannon” one more time and see if I don’t —

Rhiannon.

GAHHHHH!!!!