I’m About To Write Some Bad Lyrics: Part 3— Old Man in a Speedo on the Beach
Track three on my new album, Homemade Nonsense, is about old men on the beach who wear speedos. No hidden meaning. I grew up visiting my grandparents on Cape Cod and practically lived on the beach and every day without fail some 80-year-old guy who was definitely feeling very confident would be seen strutting around in his little speedo.
If the lyrics strike your fancy, I’d love it if you considered pre-ordering my album on Bandcamp or iTunes or pre-save it to your Spotify account! Look for the official release on January 7, 2022!
Old Man in a Speedo on the Beach
Old man in a Speedo on the beach
With his arm skin sagging down below his knees
And he’s not shy or bashful as you can see
He’s the old man in a Speedo on the beach
Old man in a Speedo on the beach
He’s got giant balls that everyone can see
See the tan lines peeking out between his cheeks
He’s the old man in a Speedo on the beach
Old man in a Speedo on the beach
He’s completely lost all sense of modesty
He’s got sky-high body positivity
He’s the old man in a Speedo on the beach
Old man in a Speedo on the beach
I hope one day to be as confident as he
And if I live long enough then I will be
Another old man in a Speedo on the beach
Yeah someday when I turn ninety-two or three
I’ll be an old man in a speedo on the beach
Hailing from New Hampshire and living in New York City, Kevin Froleiks is a failed stand-up comedian turned failing musician. His music tends to jump from genre to genre in ways that are disorienting and hard to market effectively. He is a true DIY artist, recording and producing his music entirely in his bedroom. He is the writer and composer of the forthcoming Vampire’s Kiss: The Musical as well as the co-writer and composer of Great Frontier: A Poorly Researched Musical About Lewis And Clark which premiered at the New York Theatre Fest in the summer of 2017. His newest album, Homemade Nonsense, comes out on January 7th on Bandcamp and all streaming services.
