Good Customer Service vs Honest Customer Service

GOOD…………………………………………………………………….HONEST

Dear [Customer Name], ………………………………………. Hey Fuck Head,

Thank you for reaching out to us.…….What the fuck is your fucking problem?

I’m sorry that you experienced this problem…How the fuck did you do that?

Please rest assured that this issue is being looked into…..Calm the fuck down!

I have processed a full refund…………………….….Take this fucking money

and I am very sorry for the inconvenience…….…and leave me the fuck alone.

If you have any further questions please let me know………………Fuck you.

Have a great day!………………………..Seriously. FUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUU!

Sincerely/Best/Regards,……Your pal with two thumbs and zero fucks to give,

[Your Name]…………………………………………………….This Fuckin’ Guy!